The Worst Paper Cut

Today I was getting something out of my bag and the absolute worst thing possible happened. I reached in to look for a folder and moved my hand sideways inside the bag. What I did not know was that my fingers were actually in a folder and a piece of paper was UNDER my fingernail. As I moved my hand sideways I got a massive paper cut all along the length of my hand. And this horrendous paper cut along the whole of my finger was UNDER my finger nail. It gets my vote for the worst paper cut ever.