Cycling Update_5

LANCE ARMSTRONG IS ON HIS WAY BABYYY!!!  Lance Armstrong won one of the premier races leading up to the tour.  The race?  Ummm..............The Nevada Classic.  Or Nevada City classic.  One of the two.  Anywho he broke away from the pack and even beat his teammate Levi.  This clearly shows that Lance is ready to dominate.  LOOK OUT CONTADOR

Cycling Update_4

Belgian rider, Tom Boonen, (my father pronounces it Bow-nahn) is banned from the Tour this year.  Oh well it is not for the usual.  They still haven't caught him yet.  BUT he was slapped with his second failed drug test.  What was the drug?  Well it was the universal drug most riders use to make them ride super fast................Cocaine.

Cycling Update_3

Lance's cycling team (or is it Contador's?) ,Astana, has had a whole lot of financial worries this year putting their tour status in doubt.  Alas, they will be racing.  Should be quite interesting.

Cycling Update_2

Update number two.  Tyler Hamilton, one of Lance's top domestiques from 2000-2002, has accepted an 8 year ban from the sport because of two failed drug test.  Hamilton stories is unique because he got caught blood doping because he had someone else's blood in his blood.  oopsies.

Cycling Update_1

As the tour approaches I have been reading more and more about the interesting stories surrounding the sport where ONLY cheaters win.  First off is a story about how good ol Alexandre Vinokourov will not be racing because he was caught cheating a few years ago.  One rider down.

People are Bloody Morons

Heidi Montag, a woman that got famous from being on some stupid reality show, has decided to pose nudey for playboy. Now why am I giving the latest updates on playboy? Well Mrs. Montag or whatever says that posing nude does not conflict with her religious beliefs at all. And to top it all off, she gave this gem of a quote:

"I'm more of a modern day Mother Teresa. I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body. I think we're born naked. We die naked.I don't think its something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created.  I have nothing to be ashamed of."

Did Mother Teresa pose for playboy?  I didn't realize all you had to do was strip down and BAM,

Mother Teresa status.

The thing that gets me the most is that her husband is totally fine with and encourages it.  

The One Person I Would Not Want to be Right Now

Marian Hossa. Passed up a 5 year 35 million dollar deal with the Penguins because he "wanted to win the stanley cup in Detroit". DOT!!!!!!

Family Guy and Rush Limbaugh

Family guy gets Rush to make fun of........himself in this clip.

Captain Compete saves USC fotball